About eight months ago, I came home from work
and was greeted at the door by my lovely wife
who was clearly beaming with pride and grinning like a Cheshire Cat.
She gleefully proclaimed, “I have solved the problem! Life is good.”
She grabbed me by the hand and walked me to each of our three bathrooms
and showed me her new discovery:
Hydraulically lowering toilet seats!
My wife lives in a world of testosterone.
We have 3 boys, ages 22, 18, and 15,
and she is severely outnumbered in our...