IF WE’RE NOT KEEPING SCORE, I’M NOT PLAYING!
I love competition. I compete at everything.
I mean EVERYTHING.
Here's an example:
I'm a notoriously fast eater. It's something I learned during my first year at The Citadel.
Mealtime at a Military Academy is a stressful event for a first year student.
It's the time when upper classmen typically seize the opportunity to harangue and harass
the plebes, knobs, or rats, or whatever freshmen are called at that particular institution.