The Hooter’s Defense
I tell my wife and kids all the time, “If we have a problem without a solution, then we don’t have a problem.”
So I got back on the news yesterday.
Apparently, we have ourselves a pretty big problem with these crazy terrorist dudes.
So I started thinking….and asking myself a few questions
Why do all these middle eastern guys hate us so much?
What would our world be like if they didn’t hate us so much?
How could we go about making that happen?
I repeated those three questions aloud, and then just sat quietly, letting the whole thing roll around in my subconscious.
Then this came tumbling out:
Every time I see the Middle East on the news, I see a bunch of angry 18-40 year old men heaving molotov cocktails, firing AK-47s in the air, and basically wreaking havoc in the streets.
My first thought is, “Who has time for all that?
My next thought is, “I Wonder why these guys are so angry?
Yep. You read that right.
Apparently his dad was some uber-rich construction tycoon who sired 55 kids with 12 different wives!
Why does one guy need 12 wives?…..
Listen, I am a BIG fan of marriage, and I love my wife dearly.
How many times per week does that dude have to call the flower shop?
So then I started doing the math.
If you assume that in a given geographical region, the distribution of the population is divided somewhere close to equal between men and women, and then some high rolling Casanova snatches up 12 ladies and keeps them all for himself, that leaves around 11 virile young studs who simply cannot get a date!
I’d be angry too!
These guys need some stress relief!
If we’re ever gonna solve the middle eastern crisis, we’re gonna have to solve that problem first!
And I have an idea.
Think about this.
When was the last time you saw a terrorist sitting on a back porch, eating some chicken wings, and enjoying a tall, cold, cervesa while watching a ball game?
No wonder these guys are stressed!
No ball games.
Here’s the solution:
We need Hooters to go over there and open up a chain of restaurants tomorrow!!!
Put one on every corner.
Fly in some hot waitresses from the good old USA, and start teaching those dudes how to relax, chill, and enjoy life a little.
Solutions to problems….
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